Go get yourself some toilet paper cos yo lyrics is butt!

Alright, I can totally get into this. I had a lot of fun making it, and I tried to write the "freestyle" as quickly as possible for "authenticity".*

You'll notice, hat frog's rap starts out exactly the same as Phife's solo in some song off of the low end theory. I wouldn't be surprised if you could link every part of his rap back to a rap song that white people generally feel pretty safe listening to. I like it. I don't know how to express the meter or syncopation of it in text format, but it flows.

Catnip mouse has morphed somehow. I'm not really concerned with canon yet, but let's assume that it's on a diet because it read too many magazines.

I think catnip mouse might be a female. I also think that I'm attached to these characters.

* Instant messaging freestyles by the pros would be pretty fun to watch. Score multipliers for a high word-per-minute rate and all that.